Big Data Lyrics

I logged on my computer lookin for a fare

What came on the window just gave me a scare

How did they know?

I was into THAT!

What business is it of theirs

If I like em skinny or fat?

My refrigerator orders food

My wristband knows my pulse

I try to figure out what I need

They know it first!

I'm duckin I'm hidin I got nothing to loose

Cause I'm sinkin in a quicksand of

Big Data Blues

There's a tracker on my cellphone

And my browser is bugged

They know how many laps I've run

And when I've been hugged

Beethoven rolled over gave Tchaikovsky the news

They wrote my symphony for me

And it's called

The Big Data Blues

Big data, big data, big data. Big data

Big Data – they know everything you do

Wanna keep it n the down low?

Ha- baby you're screwed!

Big Data says It's all under control

They're keeping us safer see ?

But what the hell do we know?

Bop doo-a bop doo-a

Bop doo-a bop doo-a

Bop doo-a bop doo-a

Bop doo-a bop doo-a

Bop doo-a bop doo-a

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They know just what your'e doin

Who you're doin it with

they know what you've been searching for

the way you live

I thought I got away

I thought I was on my own,

I get a message to buy the groceries

Get Ollie a bone!

How did my dog know where I was? I don't get it

Yeah I remember privacy sort of

Secrets? Oh boy

I don't even know - I didn't even write this song by the way

It was GPT 4.5

I put in a few prompts and I don't know how this song got here

Really

But there's no secrets no privacy

I feel sorry for the kids

I used to have some secrets

I had my W.C. Fields poster in my bedroom

Pull out that thumb tack and pull up the corner

And what as there?

Macey's lingerie ads

That's between you and me don't tell anybody

That was a secret no more the inter webs they know it all

Welcome to the brave New World

Big Data!