Ms Discipline Lyrics

I don't even know her real name

She can be sadistic but I love her just the same

I call her Mistress Discipline cuz' she makes me pay for all my sins

And when I'm good she let's me pet her kitty

Well she makes me call her Mommy and she spanks me when I'm bad

I never know just what I'm in for when I see her

But every week when I get paid I'm right there knockin' at her door

And I won't be feeling guilty anymore

The other night she heard me cryin'

So she changed my name to Susan and she made me wear a dress

Then she strapped me down and climbed on top

And she went to work with a riding crop

She taught me Mommy always knows what's best

Well she makes me feel like Midas when she showers me in gold

I never know just what I'm in for when I see her

But every week when I get paid I'm right there knockin' at her door

And it won't be long before

And I won't be feeling guilty anymore

She's not the kind of lady that you can take home to your mother

But when the paddle cracks my ass well I remember why I love her

Oh sometimes I get audacious and pretend I haven't learned

But she knows that I'll say anything just to feel that rack-wheel turn

Still every week when I get paid I'm right there knockin' at her door

And it won't be long before

She'll have me kneelin' on her floor

And I won't be feeling guilty anymore