Don't Miss You! Lyrics

Someone's gotta say it

Your dad is a dick and your mom is insane well

Lucky for me you inherited his brain

She thought I'd get pregnant to try and keep you

That's what she said that Catholic girls do

I don't miss you anymore

Loving you was such a chore

I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore

Like not even a little bit

Like at all

It's kinda nice

You stole my car when I was out of town

You don't have your license

But you needed those Parliaments

The way you stay in bed all day

You pronounce words the wrong way

It's pillow not pellow it's bagel not baggel

But I'm not your mother

So why do I bother

I don't miss you anymore

Loving you was such a chore

I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore

When all your friends

Ganged up on me

Pitchforks raised for

Slut shaming

I woke you up and you

Barked at me

"How is that my problem baby?"

I don't miss you anymore

Loving you was such a chore

I don't miss you

I don't miss you anymore

Remember when we first met and you told me you'd totally date me if I lost twenty pounds

That was cool

Ask me for advice at 3am

I'm driving you to the dentist yet again

Tell me I'm selfish for wanting to get off

It's not my fault that confidence makes you soft

Calling me crazy for feeling how I feel no

I'm not the one who thinks I'm in the Truman Show

I can't wear heels cause you're insecure about my height

The list goes on and on but I don't have all night

I don't miss you anymore

Loving you was such a chore

I don't miss you

I don't miss you

I don't miss you

I don't miss you

I don't miss you

I don't miss you anymore

Buh bye