The Bronys of Saratoga Lyrics

Down in Valhalla, Lord Odin's lookin' down, At a sight so strange, it's turnin' heads around, The Vikings of old, once fierce and so bold, Now collecting plastic pink ponies, breaking the mould

Oh, these modern day Vikings are Bronys, can you believe your eyes? Long hair dyed pink, reaching for the skies, Little Pony figures, lined up in a row, Lord Odin's despairing, in the afterglow

They've traded in their axes for a rainbow mane, In their hearts, the warrior spirit remains, But with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash in hand, These Viking Bronys are taking a stand

Oh, the Vikings are Bronys, can you believe your eyes? Long hair dyed pink, reaching for the skies, My Little Pony figures, lined up in a row, Lord Odin's despairing, in the afterglow

In the halls of Valhalla, there's a new kind of cheer, With ponies and rainbows, there's nothing to fear, Odin shakes his head, but he can't deny, These Vikings are happy, with a twinkle in their eye

From the fjords of Norway to the Saratoga streets, Vikings with ponies, it's a sight that can't be beat, Their super yachts and speedboats now adorned with colors so bright, Sailing on adventures, under the moonlight

Oh, the Vikings are Bronys, can you believe your eyes? Long hair dyed pink, reaching for the skies, My Little Pony figures, lined up in a row, Lord Odin's despairing, in the afterglow

So here's to the Vikings, embracing something new, With their pony collections, and hair of pink hue, In Valhalla they're laughing, with a smile so wide, The Viking Bronys, with hearts full of pride