Just Relax Lyrics

Yo

Relaxation

It's the most elation

It is what a favour

It's the best occasion

When I'm on my holiday

Relaxing's what I savour

No work

No stress

No putting pen to paper

Sleeping however fucking

Long I want

No fucking alarm clocks

To wake me up at all

I just do

Any

Motherfucking

Thing I can

Yo, kicking back

Relaxing

With a beer in my hand

Yo

Rocking up to pre's

With alcohol a-plenty

And nearly every time

The vodka bottle's

Empty

Before we even

Get close

To getting where we're going

Shit

We better hope the cops

Don't hear or see us coming

'Cause if they do

They won't see

A group about to party

Nah

They'll see something

That belongs more

In the Mardi Gras

Guys slapping guys' arses

Hard as they can

Yo

With their hands held back

For another attack

But being police

They probably love this shit

And not just

Because they love to

Suck some dick

Nah

Any chance they get

To arrest someone

For them

Is a chance

To have a little fun

Yo

Public drunkenness

Is the term they use

But really

This kind of law

Can be so abused

And you always get this one cop

Who thinks he's king

Yo

Go watch 'Cops'

And you'll see what I mean

Instead of

Handcuffing the chick

And walking away

He digs his knee into her back

And puts mud on her face

And he's on tape

So he acts like

He's a fucking player

But he probably goes home

To jack-off to it later

Yeah, had a few run-ins with cops when I was younger

so I didn't fucking like 'em aye

Yeah

Yo as I said before

Relaxing's what I crave

If I could do it

I would do it

Fucking everyday

But in your head

Please don't try and get

A misconception

If they ask me why relax

This is what I tell them

I don't like relaxing

Because I'm lazy

If you get to thinking that

You've got it all hazy

Yeah it's true

There are people

Out there

Too fat

To give a

Rat's ass

About even

Having a bath

Take a look though

I ain't no lazy brain

I've got hard work and sports

Flowing through my veins

And I've seen it all before

With my own eyes

To know

Not to lose track

Of life's real prides

I've seen a man and his wife

With everything to live for

Married

Very happy

With three kids to care for

But the man gets stuck

In a job that he hates

He begins to get down

And quite irate

But does he

Leave his frustrations

In his office blues?

Nah

He brings 'em home

So his family can cop 'em too

And it doesn't stop there

It keeps on sliding

The anger

The arguing

The bitter fighting

Now the man and the woman

Don't even care

Having bitter swearing fighting

With their kids right there

And so eventually

Inevitably

It gets to a stage

Where the man and the woman

Can't ever remain

Together

Happily

Nah not ever again

What a shame

Now they know

That stress ain't no game

So the wife hands the man

The divorce papers

But the man

Has a plan

To change his behaviour

But it's too late now

That ship has sailed

Should've thought of that

Back when the job first failed

Yeah; let that be a lesson to all of you

So next time stress has got you

In a bit of strife

Don't let it take control

Don't let it run your life

Don't let it meander on and on and on

You gotta stop

Relax

Listen to a chillin' song

Just don't let the stress

Get a hold of yourself

Relax

To get back

Uh

Control of yourself

Just don't let the stress

Get a hold of yourself

Relax

To get back

Uh

Control of yourself