Love is a Numbers Game Lyrics

You say love is special

You say love is rare

I say love is simple

Approaches times girls squared

You say love is magic

A predetermined fate

But I say love is bullshit

It's just a numbers game

Love is a numbers game

Swipe right 10,000 times

And then you'll find a wife

Go out on 50 dates

And 5 times you'll get laid

The amount of money

Times the hours that you spend

Determines who you love

And how many children

If you get 20 numbers

You might get 5 texts back

And out of those 5 women

Only 2 will make a plan

Then 1 will have a boyfriend

You'll find out on your date

The other one is single

But says she isn't straight

Love is a numbers game

Swipe right 10,000 times

And then you'll find a wife

Go out on 50 dates

And 5 times you'll get laid

The amount of money

Times the hours that you spend

Determines who you love

And how many children

This algorithm's broken

The numbers don't add up

I've met a thousand women

And still haven't found love

This calculus confusing

Thought it applied to me

But 14 dates a week now

Does not equal happy

Love is a numbers game

Swipe right 10,000 times

And then you'll find a wife

Go out on 50 dates

And 5 times you'll get laid

The amount of money

Times the hours that you spend

Determines who you love

And how many children

The amount of money

Times the hours that you spend

Determines who you love

And how many children