Florida Man Lyrics

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Doin' wild and crazy things whenever I can

And when I get in trouble

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a Florida Man

My father wrestled gators in the Everglades

And he wound up bein' eaten by a shark

I was born in a double-wide durin' a hurricane

The roof flew off, just my luck

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Doin' wild and crazy things whenever I can

And when I get in trouble

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a Florida Man

I'm on my way down to Key West this mornin'

Stole a truck in Tallahassee, feelin' free

Cops hot on my tail, oh it's just another day

The internet is amazed by me

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Doin' wild and crazy things whenever I can

And when I get in trouble

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a Florida Man

I broke into the county jail this mornin'

Just to bring beer to my boys

Had a party in the cell but they caught me in the end

Another wild tale to bring you joy

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Doin' wild and crazy things whenever I can

And when I get in trouble

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a Florida Man

Well, I once caught a gator just for fun

Took it to a fast-food joint when I wanted to eat

Tossed the gator through the drive-in window

Gave everyone a scare, oh what a feat

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Doin' wild and crazy things whenever I can

And when I get in trouble

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a Florida Man

I once bit a dog to show it who's boss

It growled at me but I won't back down

I even practice karate on swans in the park

Livin' wild, I'm the talk of the town

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Doin' wild and crazy things whenever I can

And when I get in trouble

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a Florida Man

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Lord, I was born a Florida Man

Lord, I was born a Florida Man