Boondoggle Lyrics

Boondoggle, I'll follow you down

Keep serving up suffering, keep pushing for nothing

A plethora of platitudes, a best of bad attitudes

A season, a reason to drown

Boondoggle, you don't mess around

From pancakes to pinups, no pent-up demand

From push-ups to chin-ups, we sweat while we can

From servant to hell-bent on forming a plan

The apple fell far from the tree in the end

The tree in the end

Boondoggle, I'll follow you down

Keep serving up suffering, keep pushing for nothing

A plethora of platitudes, a best of bad attitudes

A season, a reason to drown

Boondoggle, you don't mess around

Through mentors and censors and centaurs and snakes

Flew halfway across for a center-cut plate

Then sat there fermented, lamenting my stake

In new shit on top of the same shitty cake

The same shitty cake

It's alls I can stand when falling alone

Pull hand over hand halfway to the throne

If crawling around gets me off of the ground

To my bed, oh my head

Oh my stars it's too far

I'll just sleep in the bathtub instead

I'll just weep here and wish I were dead

Boondoggle, I'll follow you down

Keep serving up suffering, keep pushing for nothing

A plethora of platitudes, a best of bad attitudes

A season, a reason to drown

Boondoggle, you don't mess around