You Had Me at Cthulhu Lyrics

As I was walkin' through the woods one bright and sunny day

A woman came right up to me, here's what I heard her say

She said, "Cthulhu needs you, come with me and don't ask why"

I looked into her great big eyes and this was my reply

"You had me at 'Cthulhu'

Don't need to tell me twice

I'd rather be a volunteer

Than a sacrifice

I'll do what you need doin'

I'll be at your command

You had me at 'Cthulhu'"

With that I took her hand

She led me to a cavern that was dark as any mine

The walls they was a-glowin' with a weird, unearthly shine

She asked me "Are you ready to abandon your free will?"

The way that I responded, I can hear it even still

"You had me at 'Cthulhu'

That's all I need to know

Whatever you are plannin'

I say, let's have a go

I may look awful nervous

I'm tremblin' with fright

But you had me at 'Cthulhu'

And I hope I'll be alright"

She said some funny words that I did not comprehend

She hollered out "Fhtagn!" and my mind began to bend

She said, "Now we're united and the Old Ones' time is nigh!"

I told her, "Okee-dokee, as long as I'm your guy

You had me at 'Cthulhu'

That's all I had to hear

We brought on armageddon

But I'll be with you, my dear

And I will always love you

Though Planet Earth may die

You had me at 'Cthulhu'

I'll never say goodbye

And I will always love you

Though Planet Earth may die

You had me at 'Cthulhu'

I'll never say goodbye"