The Comedian Lyrics

Yeah, yeah, listen up!

It's the Punchline King, 'bout to tear it up

Mic check, one-two, let's go!

Feeling like a comedian, my life's a sitcom

Quick wit, split lips, leave the crowd in stitches, then some

Rapid-fire jokes, no time to breathe or blink

I spit sick quips so fast, you'll miss 'em if you think

Punchlines hit harder than Mike in his prime

Each bar's a laugh track, perfectly timed

I'm killing it nightly, no need for a funeral

My flow's so smooth, call it comedic renewal

I'm feeling like a comedian (Ha!)

Life's my stage, and I'm stealing the scene, man (What!)

Crowd's going wild, they can't contain it (Boom!)

I drop the mic, but the laughter's still raining (Let's go!)

Stand-up, fall down, but I always bounce back

My rhymes are the setup, the punchline's the smack

Improv master, script-flipper extraordinaire

I riff on life's absurdities, beyond compare

Sarcasm drips from my lips like honey

Turn pain to gain, make misery funny

I'm the Carlin of rap, the Pryor of rhyme

Chappelle's got nothing on my paradigm

They say laughter's the best medicine

Well, call me Dr. Giggles, I'm dispensing again

Healing through humor, curing with quips

Prescribing punchlines from these lyrical lips

Feeling like a comedian, but this ain't no joke

My wordplay's a wildfire, watch the scene go up in smoke

I'm a verbal contortionist, twisting phrases with ease

Leaving other MCs tongue-tied, begging "Please!"

From open mic to headline, I climbed the ranks

Paying dues in dive bars, now I'm breaking banks

But fame ain't changed me, I'm still that class clown

Making light of life while the world's upside down

I'm feeling like a comedian (Ha!)

Life's my stage, and I'm stealing the scene, man (What!)

Crowd's going wild, they can't contain it (Boom!)

I drop the mic, but the laughter's still raining (Let's go!)

So next time you're feeling down and out

Remember the Punchline King, and let the laughter shout

'Cause life's a comedy, if you know how to see it

And I'm feeling like a comedian, believe it!