Trash Can Punch Lyrics

Well this here is a story about a friend to me

He's called the Coors cowboy and he taught me a few things

Like what goes good with Jim Beam

And what goes good with Coke

But he'd show up to the parties with a recipe he wrote

It goes

One bottle of Vodka and one of Lemonade

A bottle of Tequila and few oranges and grapes

Two cold cans of Fruit Punch and a bottle of Everclear

And don't forget the Sprite now the gangs all here

Everything but the kitchen sink

Kitchen sink

Kitchen sink

Everything but the kitchen sink we're gonna be okay

Well here's another story was that friendsgiving day

I spatchcocked up a turkey and had quite a few to drink

Well it was time to say grace and I couldn't find the words

That magical elixir had put me to bed first

One bottle of Vodka and one of Lemonade

A bottle of Tequila and few oranges and grapes

Two cold cans of Fruit Punch and a bottle of Everclear

And don't forget the Sprite now the gangs all here

Everything but the kitchen sink

Kitchen sink

Kitchen sink

Everything but the kitchen sink we're gonna be okay

Well I know what you're thinkin

That this ol' brew is cursed

Well if your party starts to suck well that's where this thing works

Well I ain't no William Shakespeare but remember these final words

Don't be a little bitch boy just experience it first

One bottle of Vodka and one of Lemonade

A bottle of Tequila and few oranges and grapes

Two cold cans of Fruit Punch and a bottle of Everclear

And don't forget the Sprite now the gangs all here

Everything but the kitchen sink

Kitchen sink

Kitchen sink

Everything but the kitchen sink we're gonna be okay