Drive Myself to Drank Lyrics

Well this ol' bar can't cure my stone-cold misery anymore

I gotta get away from the juke box, and this dusty sawdust floor

It's like a cave in here and it's bringin' me down, it's dirty, dark and dank

I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car, and drive myself to drank

Hey Merle and George and me a Hank will be crusin' in the back

Jim Beam ridin' shotgun, with Mr. Johnny Walker Black

And hey there's Ron Baccardi, and Jack Daniels is in the tank

I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car, and drive myself to drank

Well we get a lot of looks from the cowgirls, in this honky-tonk Cadillac

Willie and Waylon gonna hitch a ride, with Johnny Cash dressed up in black

And Luke the Drifter he's a regular, and you can take that to the bank

I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car, and drive myself to drank

Yeah Merle and George and me a Hank will be crusin' in the back

Jim Beam ridin' shotgun, with Mr. Johnny Walker Black

And hey there's Ron Baccardi, and Jack Daniels is in the tank

I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car, and drive myself to drank

Well I don't know where we're goin' but we will get there alive

'Cause Dr. Pepper is behind the wheel

We designated him to drive

Come along and take a ride

Well Merle and George and me a Hank will be crusin' in the back

Jim Beam ridin' shotgun, with Mr. Johnny Walker Black

And hey there's Ron Baccardi, and Jack Daniels is in the tank

I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car, and drive myself to drank