Call Your Wife Lyrics

Does she know you got drunk

And started to wonder

And looked up my number

Three weeks ago

You never admitted

The damage that you did so

You got mad that pretty

Cut straight to the bone

You say I'm being unfair

If you're so innocent why are you scared

Breathing your rarified air

Blissfully ignorant completely aware

It's okay

You'll be fine

If I don't pick up at 12:45

When the guilt

Eats you alive

Call your wife

Call your wife

Did you think about me

About my favorite team

While they called you a hero

On every front page

You spent all your money

On some fake MD

While your sociopathy

Continues to rage

You say I'm being unfair

But there's cracks in your ego too deep to repair

Hoping that she's unaware

I bet she's also got stories to share

It's okay

You'll be fine

If I don't pick up at 12:45

When the guilt

Eats you alive

Call your wife

Call your wife

It's okay

You'll be fine

If I don't pick up at 12:45

When the guilt

Eats you alive

Call your wife

Call your wife

So sleep tight

And I just might

Call your wife

Call your wife