MAGAZINE ft. Claptopus Lyrics

I feel like Garth and Kat,

Get a little closer to the mic,

Are you Garth or Kat?

I'd like to think I'm somewhere in the middle,

On a spectrum,

That's what they say, isn't it?

Love is a spectrum,

Just like my brain,

When is this beat gonna drop?

I made it, I should know,

It's pretty whack,

Hey, who made this beat?

I like to suck on turkeys at Thanksgiving,

Holidays are fun,

I like to run,

I ran to the store and bought some meat,

Then that meat was sweaty on the way home,

Because it was a live meat,

It was a cow named Betty,

Then I dropped it in my Chevy,

Betty?

That's pretty heavy,

You know what else is heavy?

Yeah, that's right,

And it's tight,

And it's white,

Like my fkjds,

What the heck did you just say?

We're doing this in all one take,

Uh-huh,

Like my dkjg,

Like my glkds,

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

Why are we going at the same time?

I like eating watermelon, right?

Next, I'm gonna slap your behind,

My behind is big and fat,

It'll fight back, no doubt about that,

What's it gonna do?

Snap?

No, it's gotta crack,

I like Master Yoda,

I am good at doing yoga,

I am gonna eat this soda,

I am gonna eat this yakisoba,

Hey, my name is Jimmy,

I'm six years old and I'm frilly-tilly,

Silly, I meant to say I have diseases,

That make me say the wrong thing sometimes,

But hey, they're like, where's your dad?

Where'd he go?

And I'm like, my dad went off to college,

He's a college man,

Too bad he died,

I'm a single child,

All I have is my mom,

Too bad she's a paraplegic,

Paraplegic?

Would you rather be paraplegic or bulimic?

Let me know,

I am a doctor that does what you'd rather,

Answer my polls or I'll fill your holes

Oh

That's not what I meant,

I meant like ear plugs or nose plugs,

I'm the plug, but not for drugs,

Drugs are bad,

I'm good,

Han Solo?

Yeah, that's me,

I'm not a bee,

I'm living under a tree,

What's up?

Yeah, I know you see me,

Bee movie,

I'm Jerry Seinfeld,

When I run, like a minefield,

Because I keep stepping on dog crap,

Yeah, that's me,

In dog crap,

Um, what the heck?

Did you see that fat guy's neck?

I didn't

It wasn't there,

I'm in the clouds,

Do you see me?

I'm waving high,

Do you see me?

Look up to the clouds,

I see you, but you can't see me,

What the H?

Did you just say about my face?

I just went to a magazine and it said I am in a magazine,

I don't like a magazine,

If I shoot this magazine, you will say, AHHH

Ask him

He's just 10!!

AHHH

I'mma play this piano because I am bored,

I don't have anything else to do so I play this piano!

Can you hear my piano?

Can you hear my piano?

Goes ping ping ping ping ping!!

On my piano!

I'mma go take this drug test now,

She said if I don't then I can't get crown,

And I wanna wear the crown and then

I wanna draw on some paper with some freakin' crayons!