Song About a Genie (and a Hamster) (Sped Up Version) Lyrics

This is a song that I wrote about a genie, just because I wanted to

I met a genie, came right up to me

I don't know why, but I took the opportunity

He said give me 3 wishes

I said I don't need 3, I need one thing, I need my hamster to sing

He said whaaat?

I said you heard me

And then he looked at me a little bit absurdly

Like if you insist, then with a flick of his wrist

I heard a little noise go like this

Please stop watching me when I'm exercising

It makes me self-conscious cause I'm just a jellybean

But now that I can sing

I really really need you to know how I feel

What am I gonna do

This is why I bought her, I wanna watch her

She's like a daughter

So mister genie gimme one more wish

Can you give my jellybean a little confidence?

He said whaaat?

I said that's not a weird wish

He said sorry it's a bad habit

But yes, I can do it

Beepity boop

Look, she's gonna prove it

I just looked in the mirror at my jellybean self

I'm perfectly made

The epitome of health

But I don't wanna run alone

Can we make the third wish a treadmill next to my home?

He said whaaa, oh sorry

Treadmill coming, it's a workout party

So that's the story of how I met a genie, made a wish, and look at us now

Got a running club going with my little jellybean

And now every day she sings to me

The end