I'm gonna put a little money away

Need a Caribbean getaway

I need some clear blue water

And a whole lot of sun

A bunch of strangers that don't give a ship

A whole lot of trouble they all need a trip

To Cozumel Roatan or Jamaica

Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin

I ain't drinking and driving

That ain't what I'm talking about

It's a happy hotel floating out in the sea

Come on and feel the commotion with me

You'll be cruisin and a boozin

You see out here

You forget about your A1c

Soak up the rum like fish in the sea

You hardly feel the motion

Of the ocean because you're always drunk

You see At first I could never fathom the thought

I was scared as hell and I always thought

There must be pirates sharks or what if it sinks

After the first time that I took a trip

They couldn't pry me out of the ship

I cried and I wept till the next time I got on

Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin

I ain't drinking and driving

That ain't what I'm talking about

It's a happy hotel floating out in the sea

Come on and feel the commotion with me

You'll be cruisin and a boozin

Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin

I'll be down in Bermuda Antigua

Down the Gulf of Mexico

Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin