Turned Pro (a moment ago) Lyrics

I turned pro a moment ago

It wasn't planned

I was like you thought I was through

Said good-bye to the band

I was basking in obscurity

Satisfied with what God gave me

But there was a pro inside of me, apparently

Back to the grindstone, back to drawing board,

The life for me

No beach lying, no scuba divin'

Trips will be

Happening cuz I turned pro today

And there's really nothing more to say

You gotta call a spade a spade, apparently

I'm a sacrificial lamb, hmm

I'm the victim of a sham, hmm

Now I'm all alone and I'm afraid

Everything you get requires a trade

I wouldn't go if I could stay, apparently

I turned pro