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Patient name, Bugs Nasty

Diagnoses, Bipolar, borderline

PTSD and substance use disorder

Client reported feeling anxious about his new album

Seems to have grand delusions about being successful in the music industry

We discussed strategies for managing anxiety

Including deep breathing and visualization exercises

Client practiced these techniques during the session

And reported they made him feel like punching an old lady.

Client seems to have severe anger issues

Client expressed frustration with his progress on getting rich and famous

We went over setting more realistic goals

Client said he's sick of taking advice from a woman

Client shared that he currently hates life due to dealing with "soul-sucking normies" all week

We processed the client's feelings and explored ways to communicate without emotion

I recommended inpatient treatment to the client and he told me to fuck off

Peed on my plant, and walked backward out the door with both middle fingers up

If this behavior continues, we may need to seek involuntary commitment