Commitment Lyrics

Patient name, Bugs Nasty

Diagnoses, Bipolar, borderline, PTSD and substance use disorder

It is my belief that the client is currently experiencing a severe manic episode

He cannot seem to control his emotions, thoughts, or behavior

He is behaving quite erratically and making violent threats

I believe the client is a danger to himself and others

I am recommending immediate involuntary admission

To a psychological ward within the next 24 hours

It is of utmost importance that we stabilize the client's mental state

For his safety and the safety of society at large

We will need to coordinate with the client's poor family

To expedite the admission process

Ensuring that the client receives immediate and proper care

I knew Bugs was a bad seed from the moment I met him

His energy is toxic and his thoughts are horrific

He has an unhealthy disdain for everyday normal life

And an intense hatred for the good citizens

Who make America the great country it is

I speak for myself, the client's family, and most people

When I say I hope Mr. Nasty never again sees the light of day

Perhaps only if he submits to the almighty power of God

And pledges allegiance to the perfect society

That gave him so many wonderful opportunities

Opportunities he squandered on drugs, alcohol,

And this poison of a culture they call hip-hop

Long live the Normies

Amen