Tools of the Trade Lyrics

I got the tools in the toolbox, I got what you need

No monkey wrenches, guaranteed to succeed

Allens, ratchets and sockets galore

Metric, standard, imported and more

Planers and peelers, pinbacks for wires

90 degree bent tipped back pliars

Long hand, short grip, needle nose

Cables and ties, duct tape and hose

I got vice grips for your nice hips

Every 1/16th for the tight fits

No slips, strapped down with a cinch

Clenched in place with a torque wrench

Flatheads, Phillips and star tipped

I got what you need, I come fully equipped

Industrial strength, professional grade

I got you babe, the tools of the trade

I got my hammer, so I can beat it up

Cherry on top, so I eat it u0070

Pry bar, flat bar, crow bar, chisel

Propane torch, weld till it sizzle

Keep it hot, sparks flying

Nail it, screw it – keep on trying

Got the tape measure, check the inseams

Tools for pleasure, skills for dreams

Got the blueprints, plans for your body

60 grit sandpaper gets naughty

Strip it down, barewood to the pallet

I'mma pound it, using my mallet

Hatchet, axe – split it in two

Right tool for the job, more than a few

Industrial strength, professional grade

I got you babe, the tools of the trade