Blair! Lyrics

Hey Blair

What are you up to later

Wanna go to the mall

Maybe we could

Buy some cute plastic shit

Check out that new flick with the guy from the thing in it

Do a couple loser laps

Work on our indoor tans

Get one of those drinks with the floating balls or something

Oh my god

It's gonna be so much fun

Hey girl

Just calling to say I think I'm gonna be a little late

My hair thing just short circuited

There's like this huge black stain on the socket

It's so weird

I think we're having a power shortage

Which is crazy cause it's not like we're poor

Ewww

Snuffles shut up

She won't stop barking at the sky

Anyways the lights keep flickering

I can't do my makeup in the dark so gotta go

Annihilation

Extermination

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Incognizant

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Cataclysmic

Blair why won't you pick up the fucking phone

This is an actual emergency

Things are getting out of control

I can't make it anymore

The sky

It's gone this blood red colour

All the birds are screeching

And there's

A tornado

Coming toward the house

Made out of cute plastic shit

And burger rappers

It's getting closer and closer

Oh my god a satellite just totaled my beamer

Annihilation

Extermination

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Incognizant

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Cataclysmic

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Incognizant

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Cataclysmic

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Incognizant

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Is she gonna make it

Cataclysmic

Hey gurl

I'm just calling to say I'm really sorry about earlier

Like I don't know what came over me

I hope we can still be friends

Please don't tell the other girls cause it would totally ruin my social status

Who is this

Stop calling