Hot ass day, hot ass car, hard ass dick

I am Jack Black tar

Man, I hate hot days, and I love hot gays

Ayo, what you say? Hippy hip hurray!

Ayo, what you like? I ain't grand grand mummies

Ayo, what you eat? Melatonin gummies

Put 'em in a toaster, Yuuuh baby

Yuh, (squirt squirt)

Put 'em in the roaster, Yuuuh baby

NONOONO

Everything sweaty, even on my testes

So much swamp ass, alligator swim in it

Jack got no ass, Jack british in it

Might put my dog down, cause he british innit

AH

Stuck in a theory class, I'm tryna eat some ass

Driving far in my car, playing golf, got a par

Booty there, booty there, booty booty everywhere

What'd he say? Booty Everywhere?

YEEUUH!

20 dollars in my pocket, went to the casino

20k in my pocket, bought me some new chinos

Always been horny, call me a rhino

I am like a oreo, I am albino

Shoo-shoo-shooting like I'm Spiderman

R*zzing Jarvis, Ironman

Who the fuck is Green Lantern?

He belongs in a urn

Squidwort got six tentacles for fucking (AH)

But he only use his nose for the sucking (AH)

Why he looking at me with those deadpan eyes? (AH)

It's because he got some sexual eyes (yum)

Hot ass day, hot ass car, hard ass dick

I am Jack Black tar

Man, I hate hot days, and I love hot gays

Ayo, what you say? Hippy hip hurray!