The Ballad Of Doctor Ruth (the White Bridge Road NASHVILLE 4 Track unreleased Demo) Lyrics

Well it's really a sad situation

But I think that I have found a remedy

I used to think I'd never find the right girl

Until I started watching my TV

Well I saw her last night around 11

And she talked about how safe sex could be

Well I know now I'll never love another

Since doctor Ruth done got hold of me

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

There ain't nobody else for this boy from Tennessee

There's a door to my sex life you hold the key

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

Well the way she talks it just amazes me

She really knows her birds and bees

There ain't no doubt in this country boys mind

She is the one for me

Now I don't believe in sex before marriage

And that might be a problem I can see

But you know I think that we can work it out

If she'll just say yes and end my misery

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

There ain't nobody else for this boy from Tennessee

There's a door to my sex life you hold the key

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

She talks about them prophylactics

But that's not what we call them where I'm from

Some people say she is Southern Baptist

But that can't be cause she has too much fun

She get's paid to study sexual behavior

And I heard she makes an A on every test

Some people say she's bad

But that really makes me mad

Cause Ruthy Dear we all know you're the best

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

There ain't nobody else for this boy from Tennessee

There's a door to my sex life you hold the key

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me

Oh Dr Ruth Dr Ruth won't you please marry me