Thanks Thanksgiving Lyrics

When the air cools down and the leaves turn brown

And winter time draws near

There's a holiday that comes our way

Filled with stress and fear

And I have my suspicions about these traditions

And why they can't be in May

I mean who can be happy and gather with family

With Christmas just four weeks away

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Thanksgiving it's a special time of year

Family's in town and that brings me down

And they take all my food and my beer

Well thanks

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Thanks Thanksgiving

Well my Uncle Joe from Valparaiso

Went to work early on the cheer

And then he got handsy with my other Aunt Sandy

Now things are pretty awkward here

And my other two cousin's brought my sister's ex-husband

Cause they heard there was a poker game

It's like I'm watching a movie and it's a real doozy

And the characters are always the same

Well Thanks

Thanksgiving it's a shit show every year

Family's in town and that brings me down

And they take all my food and my beer

Well thanks

Thanksgiving fa la la la la la

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Thanksgiving

Thanks Thanksgiving

It looks to soon be over as the daylight fades to night

But Grampa brought up politics and it broke out in a fight

Well Thanks

Thanksgiving it's a real shit show this year

Family's in town and that brings me down

Cause they take all my food and my beer

Well thanks

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Yea well Thanks Thanksgiving

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Everybody Yea Thanks Thanksgiving

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