Charity Bizarre Lyrics

Oh, here it goes - they're all in rows

All the madames and mademoiselles

Decked to the nines and hanging signs

From the cupboards and carousels

The old bric-a-brac is out on bail

But you know as I that what's for sale

Is more than what's above the bar

Charity Bizarre

That's all you are

You steal their hearts

But you never take it far

Charity Bizarre

Oh, look at that - the tails and spats

They are lining around the block

A tip of the brim and you know him

He's aware what you have in stock

It's all for a very worthy cause

And last that I heard there were no laws

On doors getting left ajar

Charity Bizarre

That's all you are

You steal their hearts

But you never take it far

Charity Bizarre

The wives and widows play so posh

But this is not the Sunday wash

The price is high but the talk is free

Underneath the canopy

The lines we keep so clean and clear

Are just a little jagged here

Where dollars line the lips of mason jars

What have we here? The auctioneer

Strikes the podium gavel down

Out goes the maid and marmalade

With the newcomer in this town

The school on the hill will lay its stone

But lest that the rest should leave alone

I'm sure that two will share a car

Charity Bizarre

That's all you are

You steal their hearts

But you never take it far

Charity Bizarre

Charity Bizarre

That's all you are

You steal their hearts

But you never take it far

Charity Bizarre

Charity Bizarre