The Tortured Listeners Department Lyrics

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo,

Another guy dumped you

Whatever will you do,

Will you do,

Will you do

I know,

Write another song

About where your love went wrong

Make it six minutes long

Or a fortnight

How forthright

Yes, the legions of jilted girls

Feel your pain

Yes, their emotions are all the same

Yes, their love lives circled around the drain

Just like yours

So woe is you

Your heart constantly broken

In two

An endless cycle

As you jet around the world

Selling your rejection

To millions of girls

With Louboutin boots

And a football hero

At your beck and call

La-la-la,

Lla-la-la,

1989

I know,

Write another song

About where your love went wrong

Make it six minutes long

Or a fortnight

How forthright

Yes, the legions of jilted girls

Feel your pain

Yes, their emotions are all the same

Yes, their love lives circled around the drain

Just like yours

So woe is you

Your heart constantly broken

In two

An endless cycle

As you jet around the world

Selling your rejection

To millions of girls

With Louboutin boots

And a football hero

At your beck and call

La-la-la,

Lla-la-la,

1989