Obligatory Acoustic Interlude (Grown-Up Daycare) Lyrics

Smoking glue and sniffing weed

Drink until your braincells bleed

Fuck around and find out fast,

Caught the wrong bus, missed a class

Waiting till the day you'll feel seen

It all stays the same

Nothing will change

It all stays the same

You just feel more ashamed

The 9 to 5's a grown up daycare

We crawl on the floor and eat in a high chair

This time around, the only thing different

Is how the hangover stays in your system

It all stays the same

You just feel more ashamed

It all stays the same

Nothing will change

You flirt like a schoolgirl and giggle all day

Gossip like teens and play like you're eight

Your heart breaks, you wish your way back to the womb

But at this point you're more on your way to the tomb

And in the mirror you see an transforming preteen

You cry like a baby, it feels like you're teething

I can see through the saggy skin, muscles and wrinkles

A child deep inside you, I see his eyes twinkle

It stays the same

Nothing will change

It all stays the same, just closer to death

It all stays the same