Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally Lyrics

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally

She doesn't know her order of operations

She sucks at math and science and reading

She's the dumbest fucking person alive

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally

She doesn't learn a thing we tell her

She's dumber than a box of dog shit

And she's probably gonna get herself killed

Oh Aunt Sally, if you're listening to these words right now

Here's the order of those operations:

Parentheses, exponents, multiply, divide, add and subtract, you dunce

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally

She's brain dead and she looks like Yoda

She smells like Horse, I don't know why

My uncle married her, he must be dumb, too

He must be dumb too

Oh yeah, my uncle must be really dumb too