Stan's Revenge Lyrics

Everything bad that can happen, I hope happens to you

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay

My head just feels in pain

I'm just a person, there'll be hell today

I'm late for work again

And even if I'm there, they'll all imply

that I might not last the day

And then you call me, and it's not too bad

It's not too bad

Hold up, wait, I haven't slept a lick

Let me take these nails out of my eyelids

I'm 35 but can't drive yet

Stole a car and crashed it

Brain damaged ever since

I've been writing fanfic of the Eminem and Stan shit

Where they end up together on another planet

They're not gay, you're the faggot for thinking like

Look, I never hurt nobody, just the little baby snake that bit me

I strangled his neck and put him on a crucifix like Moses did

You study for lessons, I'm teaching them

I'm a prophet of the apocalypse, trying to make a profit off of it

You love them hoes, I'm the opposite

You throwing shade, I'm tossing it

I only love money and getting my dick sucked

Fuck feelings, I'm not too good at that stuff

Ask me if I give a fuck

Using lines to pick up any fish from the sea that I want

Make a nice fillet and serve that shit to my imaginary pet

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay

My head just feels in the way

I missed the bus, then maybe hell today

I'm late for work again

Leave on air from there, they'll all imply

That I might not last the day

And that you would call me

And it's not too bad, it's not too bad

We live in a stupid world full of stupid people doing stupid shit

Cut your dick off, attach it to that bitch

You'll never see me transition into someone that gives a shit

Put to the toilet, brown paper bag, I soiled it

Shh, it's a surprise, don't you spoil it

Loaded 4.5, extended clip, I oiled it

Tryin' to bossing kids and parents, I enjoy it

I was one of those kids that liked violence

I always wondered, is it better to fuck or kill the innocent

Thanks to Kendrick, we know Drake's preference

So hey kids, it's okay to listen to his music

Just don't ever get in his whip or go to his place

You could end up with jizz or piss on your face

Wake up naked with makeup

Drinkin' from they cup, watchin' videos of Tupac

Listenin' to Hoosha at a Diddy Freak goth book

I have no issue with gay people, but I hate those faggots

Type of dudes that hide it, just chillin' and try some gay shit

Wake up with his mouth full of my dick

Jesus, please, we need forgiveness

Is it really a hate crime to kill things that I hate

Cause I hate you

I'll kill you, everybody around you, and then I'll kill myself

We can get those answers together at Heaven's Gate

I drank too much last night, got pills to pay

My head just feels angry

I'm just a person, maybe hell today

I'm late for work again

And even if I'm there, they'll all imply

that I might not last the day

And then you call me, and it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Peace, love