Oh, the Cheese Whiz, creamy treasure

Melts on bread, brings hearty pleasure

Creamy, gold and so divine

Spread it thick, my heart does pine

And when it's gone, I'll sail the seas

To find my cheese, oh Cheese Whiz please

We'll hoist the sails, and brave the gales

For that golden delight, in endless pails

With salty air and waves that kiss

We'll find our fare, oh Cheese Whiz bliss

Yo ho, yo ho, for the creamy gold

Sailing on for Cheese Whiz bold

Through stormy nights and sunny days

We'll navigate the ocean's maze

No storm shall scare, no wave too high

For Cheese Whiz love, we'll touch the sky

With every port, we scour the shore

For that creamy dream we so adore

From port to port, we'd sing our song

Of Cheese Whiz dreams, where we belong

The lighthouse gleams, a beacon bright

Guiding us to cheesy delight

And as the tides, pull us through

Our love for Cheese Whiz, pure and true

Yo ho, yo ho, for the creamy gold

Sailing on for Cheese Whiz bold