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Lazy Lawyer Blues Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
My lawyer's always late
He drags his feet at dawn
His briefs are always sparse
The courthouse wants him gone
He says his dog ate files
His printer ran out of ink
His fax machine got jammed
It really makes you think
Lazy lawyer blues
He's always missin' cues
With his oddball weird excuses
It's a case he's sure to lose
Judge says why so late
He blames a traffic jam
Says he lost his keys again
Got stuck inside a tram
Lazy lawyer blues
He's always missin' cues
With his oddball weird excuses
It's a case he's sure to lose
His tie's a little crooked
His shoes are shufflin' slow
He forgot to file the papers
He's got nowhere to go