I Fell in Love with my Therapist Lyrics

I've never been the type to reach out

For fear of appearing soft

But that began to cause some problems in my life

In my life

I'd stay in my room for days at a time

Hey, what's wrong, man

I swear I'm doing fine

I'm, uh, just a little tired

I could see my mom was getting worried

So I picked up the phone at seven thirty

And got myself a therapist

The first few sessions were going fine

She gave me her name and I gave her mine

I cracked some jokes and she answered with a smile

Weeks went by, I was getting better

But I know that I would never let her

Ever know I was doing good

I count down the days till I could see her

Practice my lines under a whisper

All while driving to see her in my car

I wonder, why am I so excited to

See my therapist

And you'll never guess what happened next

I realized I fell in love with my therapist

I schedule three, four sessions a week

I swear, even if she lived in the middle of the sea

I'd still find a way to make it there on time

I figured, no more second-guessing

Next time I see her, I'll pop the question

Would you let me get to know you, too

I woke up early and took a shower

Stopped by the store to buy her flowers

And speeded all the way to her place

And then what happened next

Well, I'm still taking time to digest

I saw that ring on her finger

I asked about it through a tear

Said she got engaged to be wed this year

So I turned around and never came back

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