Ass Back To Brooklyn Lyrics

I fell in love with a beast

She had venemous fangs

She was sinking her teeth in

From the moment I sang

She was from back East

Brooklyn, Vinegar Hill

Her daddy was a crook

He worked on Capital Hill

Though she was rich

She was cheaper than hell

She could squeeze a dollar bill so tight

That the eagle would squeal

And though her purse was sealed

Her lips were open for business

There was mistletoe between her hips

And everyday was Christmas

She could be malicious

She knew that I was jealous

So she would always be

Purposely flirting with other fellas

I was overzealous

She had me under her spell

It took me a long time

To tell her to go to hell

I said

I'm a' go left

You can go right

Take your ass back to New York

I'm a' go up

You can go down

You know where you can go now

I'm a' stay West

You can go East

Take Your ass back to Brooklyn baby

I'm a' stay North

You can go South

All the way to hell now baby

Hip-hip hooray

I'm finally free

I broke her chains of misery

She tried to wreck my harmony

And steal this melody

At her best she was Jeckyl & Hyde

Forget Sonny & Share

More like Bonny & Clyde

She said I shouldn't drink

And I was too cynical

But she liked to get high

She was so hypocritical

She made big plans

But she'd never finish them

She'd bring up my past

Like she was so innocent

Like I was on trial

Every night was my sentencing

She wanted my child

Tell me how's that make any sense

I said

I'm a' go left

You can go right

Take your ass back to New York

I'm a' go up

You can go down

You know where you can go now

I'm a' stay West

You can go East

Take Your ass back to Brooklyn baby

I'm a' stay North

You can go South

All the way to hell now baby

Hip-hip hooray

I'm finally free

I broke her chains of misery

She tried to wreck my harmony

And steal this melody

Took a long time to tell her to go to hell

I said

I'm a' go left

You can go right

Take your ass back to New York

I'm a' go up

You can go down

You know where you can go now

I'm a' stay West

You can go East

Take Your ass back to Brooklyn baby

I'm a' stay North

You can go South

All the way to hell now