Pirate Shit Lyrics

My tankard's full boozy-faced shooting from the waist

Step to me you need all your crew and mates

But it's too late

My parrot's on the case

Polly's got a cracker and he likes the way it tastes

Ayo crew

Check that fucking map

Buccaneers want the loot lookout for attack

My gold coins stay stacked yeah that's facts I got racks

But I get the booty no loot no cap pirate hat

Booty bouncin' booty bouncin' got my peg legs weak

But the gold and the treasure's all that I can seek

Eye patch Eye patch I can barely see

But I'm in a crow's nest looking in front of me

Watchin' out watchin out' for the other ships

Keep a thing tucked flintlock on my hip

Keep directions steady compass on my wrist

Destination set enemies pirates bitch

I got flintlock want some beef say so

Cannon shots shooters dressed in camo

Glah glah glah gla glah real pirates stay ten toes

Look out for the shots before you get your ass blown

Waves waves and bigass lightning

Thunder boomin' man it's getting real frightening

I'm manning this ship all my senses real heightened

Yo homie wake up I think there's been a sighting

Ayo shit matey that look like a ghost ship

Must be Davey Jones his skellys look equipped

His main sail has a rip get the clips wake the crew unanchor the ship

Ayo man the cannons quick

Direct hit got a hole in their plans

Got a glizzy got a flint lot of power in my hands

Yeah Im shooting yeah im shooting with my crew behind my back

Pulled our ship right up to theirs then we launched our main attack

Swords be clashing boat thrashing hook for a hand slashing

The deck was wet Davy slipped I caught that man lacking

My foot on his chest - he's weak looking for air gasping

Reached back musket clacked heard for miles blasting

I got flintlock want some beef say so

Cannon shots shooters dressed in camo

Glah glah glah gla glah real pirates stay ten toes

Look out for the shots before you get your ass blown

I got flintlock want some beef say so

Cannon shots shooters dressed in camo

Glah glah glah gla glah real pirates stay ten toes

Look out for the shots before you get your ass blown