TAKE ME TO THE BEACH Lyrics

(Summer time!!!)

Take me to the beach!

Bring along the sun screen!

A towel and some drinks

And we can have a great day.

Take me to the beach!

Bring along the sun screen!

A towel and some drinks

And we can have a great time!

Sun shines bright

Life has been so good lately

I dip my toes in the sand

I grab onto your hand

We walked the shoreline so many times

Things have been going so divine

I got on one knee and popped the question

As the waves crashed on by

Take me to the beach!

Bring along the sunscreen!

A towel and a drink

And we can have a great day!

Take me to the beach

Bring along the sunscreen

A towel and a drink

And we can have a great day!

You said yes to me as I asked you to be

Mine forever!

But unfortunately this day took a turn for the worst.

A great white shark came up out of the water and ripped your body apart

The waves sucked you into the lake and I knew this was a mistake

Things felt so good and that should've been the warning sign

A lightning bolt came down and struck me as I fell to the ground

A grizzly bear came out from the wilderness and fucked me up

I'm shattered and torn and I feel so lost without you and the life altering injuries that I got from this terrible day

Take me to the beach!

Bring along the sunscreen!

A towel and a drink

And we can have a great time

Your body washed up along the shore

And I picked up your remains

I realize my life won't be the same!

I have post traumatic stress disorder and can't function as a normal human being

But at least I got my sun screen!

Skin cancer is a serious problem in the hot beaming sun!

I wish I could change the course of my life but hey what can ya do?!

Nothing!

You can't do anything!

Nothing is possible!

Your life is meaningless and that's okay!

Just smile.