Small Time Flirt Lyrics

So you thought you were the one to take my breath away

I cannot begin to say how wrong you are, I'm afraid

You must see yourself as a jewel among the earth

While all I see is a self centered small time flirt

I know you think I want you but that's far from the truth

You must assume I've got nothing better to do

I'd run away but you could never take the hint

To me you're just another piece of pocket lint

Ooh, you're a waste of sperm and egg combined

Ooh, you think you've got people in line

Ooh, for you real love is hard to find

Ooh, you make every third eye go blind

Some say you're beautiful but I can't disagree more

They don't believe you are, just being nice I'm sure

You think you are different but you're really just the same (as the others)

I hope to put you down in such degrading ways

Ooh, you're a waste of sperm and egg combined

Ooh, you think you've got people in line

Ooh, for you real love is hard to find

Ooh, you make every third eye go blind

Ooh, you're a waste of sperm and egg combined

Ooh, you think you've got people in line

Ooh, for you real love is hard to find

Ooh, you make every third eye go blind