The Monthly Blues Lyrics

Woke up this morning feeling kinda strange

The cramps are kicking in it's time for the monthly change

Chocolate in one hand heating pad on the other

Why does Mother Nature always pick on me and my sisters?

It's the monthly blues oh what can I do?

Feeling like a bear in a bad mood too

PMS is real and cravings are true

It's the monthly blues I'm telling you

Mood swings like a rollercoaster up and then it's down

One minute I'm a queen the next I wear a frown

My jeans feel tight and I wanna scream

Why did I cry last night? Oh yeah over spilled ice cream

It's the monthly blues oh what can I do?

Feeling like a bear in a bad mood too

PMS is real and cravings are true

It's the monthly blues I'm telling you

Hot water bottle my best friend

Counting the days until this ends

But until then I'll sing this song

And laugh it off can't be wrong

It's the monthly blues oh what can I do?

Feeling like a bear in a bad mood too

PMS is real and cravings are true

It's the monthly blues I'm telling you

So here's to all the ladies who know what it's about

We'll get through this together there's never any doubt

With humor and with love we'll make it through

The monthly blues can't keep us down it's true!