
In the Middle of the Sermon Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Sunday mornin' the toast is burnin'
Mama's trying to wake me up for church
She'd scream and holler
Like the devils daughter
Until I finally got my ass dressed up
The Pews were cold and the preacher was boring
All I can smell is all the ole ladies hair
Bored to tears my mind was driftin'
That's when I pulled down my pants and underwear
I pulled my dick out in the middle of the sermon
I stood right up and gave myself to the lord
I pulled my dick out in the middle of the sermon
Showin' out and raisin' hell
Well the Pastor's holy words they stopped flowin'
The Choir's singin' turned to gasping air
Mama tried to hide my peter underneath a hymnal
I just turned toward the organ lady and she fell off her chair
Ushers prayin' hands are shakin'
Congregation hearts a-breakin'
Mama's eyes started tearin' up
Heaven's gates just closed shut
I pulled my dick out in the middle of the sermon
I stood right up and gave myself to the lord
I pulled my dick out in the middle of the sermon
Showin' out and raisin' hell
Ushers prayin' hands are shakin'
Congregation hearts a-breakin'
Mama's eyes started tearin' up
Heaven's gates just closed shut
I pulled my dick out in the middle of the sermon
I stood right up and gave myself to the lord
I pulled my dick out in the middle of the sermon
Showin' out and raisin' hell