Any Twisted Thing (2024 Remaster) Lyrics

If you want to quit we'll find you an excuse

If you want to hang we'll size you for the noose

We've got anything at all, anything you could need

If you want to get cut, then bleed, baby, bleed

Step right up, we're here to serve

The sale is on, you'll get what you deserve

Pay the price and we will bring you any twisted thing… any twisted thing

You're feeling bored? How 'bout a box of sin

Oh, it's sugar free, sugar, you can be sick and thin

Oh you feel so bad about the dreams you've killed

Check out this video tape, you can forget how to feel

Step right up, we're here to serve

The sale is on, you'll get what you deserve

Pay the price, and we will bring you any twisted thing… any twisted thing

You want a quick buck? We can rent you a war

A hundred thirty in the world; who would notice a couple more?

Just make yourself at home, now don't feel bad

We'll help you set yourself free just like we did for your dad

Step right up, we're here to serve

The sale is on, you'll get what you deserve

Pay the price, and we will bring you any twisted thing… any twisted thing

Any twisted thing... any twisted thing... any twisted thing