Shave Your Balls Lyrics

I cleaned up downstairs

Got a razor and took off all the hair

I look like a porn star

It makes my Weiner stick out real far

I got rid of the birds nest

Lifted my sack and got the rest

There was really nothing to it

I recommend you do it too

I worried a little bit

What my girl would think when she saw it

I got a little hesitant

When it was time to take off my pants

My girlfriend was impressed

She said it looked better

It's not out all the time

There's no need to wear a sweater

Everybody shave your balls

Clean it up the shaft and all

You got to let the hair go

And look like your in a porno

Girls want you to do it

There's really nothing too it

You've got to clean up underneath

Cause no girl wants hair in their teeth

When you're skin to skin

Nothing stops it from going in

It's like an open highway

I recommend you do it my way

When you're in the shower

It's not like it takes a half an hour

It's simple and there's no pain

Just let it all wash down the drain

Everybody shave your balls

Clean it up the shaft and all

You got to let the hair go

And look like your in a porno

Girls want you to do it

There's really nothing too it

You've got to clean up underneath

Cause no girl wants hair in their teeth

People do this for a reason

Every day and ever season

If you want to feel amazing

Grab a Bic and just start shaving

Everybody shave your balls

Clean it up the shaft and all

You got to let the hair go

And look like your in a porno

Girls want you to do it

There's really nothing too it

You've got to clean up underneath

Cause no girl wants hair in their teeth