The Cowboy Lyrics

So once I was a cowboy

Without nothing but a hat

Look at the moon

And said A'howdy what a night

Frolicking around the bottles

I was dancing with a cow

I was too drunk to texted you

So I started to call your name

I screamed three times for you

In front of the bathroom sink

Oh Mary, Mary, Mary

You're as bloody as can be

When lights turned on again

There was no ghouls and yet no ghost

But I felt a little weird

So I proceed to blow my nose

Then I saw a white horse

Prancing on a shinning bulb

Can you pour a glass of wine?

And make it double, would you, love?

I was looking for a kiss

But that horse has to much fang

So I shut his frickin snout

Love last just a sip of Pabst

Under the sky again

I was tangled up in blue

Moving to fast to know

On which side does the lizard chew

Now I'm standing at your door

And the stars look very near

Would you answer, would you stop

To think that we are relatives?