I Fucked a Clown Lyrics

He looks silly and his jokes are bland

He juggles his balls with a steady hand

So many tricks he has up his sleeve

He thinks he's funny but he is a creep

The pleasure is short-lived when he performs

He is a clown, he is a clown

He shoots his cannon and it makes me laugh

Cause the bang I hear is a little paff

He shoots - it makes me laugh

His cannon in my face

He shoots - it makes me laugh

I fucked a clown

And it was no fun

I fucked a clown

A joke quickly done

I fucked a clown

And it makes me still laugh

I fucked a clown

I fucked a clown

And it was no fun

I fucked a clown

A joke quickly done

I fucked a clown

But don't you forget

Beneath his mask

He's a human wreck

What have I done

What have I done

In the circus tent, he said, it would be fun

He showed me his ring, it was quickly done

The stars above shown down on us

But it was a joke that didn't last

His gloves were white and his hands were big

Not much to say about his dick

The satisfaction was quick and short

I fucked a clown and I was bored

I fucked a clown and I was bored

I fucked a clown and I was bored

He shoots his cannon and it makes me laugh

Cause the bang I hear is a little paff

I fucked a clown

And it was no fun

I fucked a clown

A joke quickly done

I fucked a clown

And it makes me still laugh

I fucked a clown

I fucked a clown

And it was no fun

I fucked a clown

A joke quickly done

I fucked a clown

But don't you forget

Beneath his mask

He's a human wreck

I fucked a clown

I fucked a clown, what have I done

The curtain falls, the mask is down

What I see it makes me frown

I fucked a clown, what have I done

The curtain falls, I'm in pain

No show tonight, the guy's insane

I fucked a clown, what have I done

What have I done

What have I done

What have I done

What have I done

Don't fuck a clown - you'll be the fool