No Short Kings Lyrics

Are you a tall guy sent from heaven

Or just a measly five foot eleven

Must be at least this tall to ride

And what about your jawline from the side

The only way our date is allowed

Is if your tall head is in the clouds

So only ten percent of men over six feet

Only tall chads are allowed under my sheet

Five foot anything I call that a dwarf

Send all the short guys over the wharf

Prefer my studs be seven feet to ride this thing

You can swipe left if you just another short king

So only ten percent of men over six feet

Only tall chads are allowed under my sheet

Five foot anything I call that a dwarf

Send all the short guys over the wharf

Prefer my studs be seven feet to ride this thing

You can swipe left if you just another short king

Bro this date I'm having tonight be wack

If this five ten midget wants into my sack

Bro must be smoking spoonfuls of crack

Getting the ick when his eyes meet mine

Then suddenly my eye catches another while we dine

Checking on this six five anorexic chad lookin fine

I gotta ghost this short king and go see what's crackin

About to find me a lanky boy who ain't lackin

So only ten percent of men over six feet

Only tall chads are allowed under my sheet

Five foot anything I call that a dwarf

Send all the short guys over the wharf

Prefer my studs be seven feet to ride this thing

You can swipe left if you just another short king

Yea so what if shorty was ripped

And yo so what if he was rich

I don't want another under six foot bitch

No short homies allowed at my place

If you're under six nine I don't wanna see your face

So only ten percent of men over six feet

Only tall chads allowed on my seat

Five foot anything I call that a dwarf

Send all the short guys over the wharf

Only tall chads allowed to ride this thing

Bro can jump ship if he just another short king

Welcome to the tall king club

Would all midgets of the height five foot eleven and lower

Please exit the building

Give the short kings their crown

And kick 'em while they are down

Is my civil duty of this town

Give the short kings their crown

And kick 'em while they are down

Is my civil duty of this town

Oh only tall chads allowed to ride this thing

Bro can jump ship if he just another short king

Welcome to the tall king club

Would all midgets of the height five foot eleven and lower

Please exit the building

Give the short kings their crown

And kick 'em while they are down

Is my civil duty of this town