Calm Your Tits Lyrics

Got a text from Joe says we're hangin' out

Gonna hit the bar without a doubt

Crack open a cold one shootin' the breeze

Talking 'bout life and takin' it with ease

Got the boys with me feels just right

Till joe picks a fight with one of the guys

And i said hey man how are you doing today?

I got a little game that we can play

It goes by the name calm the hell down

Play with all the macho guys in town

Might try something just to calm your tits

Jose Jim and Jack will do the trick

Raise a glass or two we'll hit the jukebox

Playin' those tunes that make the whole place rock

In the Neon Lights Joe found a girl

Kissin and huggin showing her the world

Her man walks in and clenches his fist

Damn joe your gunna owe me for this.

I said hey man how are you doing today

I got a little game that we can play

It goes by the name calm the hell down

Play with all the macho guys in town

Might try something just to calm your tits

Jose Jim and Jack will do the trick

Tonight was something no man could resist

Drunk enough my wife's gunna be pissed

Her eyes held concern like a falling star

Started yelling and cussing Taking it too far

I tried to explain she asked what we had been drinkin

Joe looked at her and said what we were all thinkin

He said hey girl how are you doing today?

I got a little game that we can play

It goes by the name calm the hell down

Play with all the macho guys in town

Might try something just to calm your tits

Jose Jim and Jack will do the trick