A Man Invented Shoelaces Lyrics

Look at me in my tiny skirt

Your dirty comments I deserve

I'll go hide under my bedsheets

And pretend you don't bother me

I can't go out bare-faced ugly

Match my makeup for fantasy

You'd prefer clean or edgy

I'd do anything for you to just

Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

I raise my hand you shoot me down

I ask for faithfulness you frown

My voice is just a waste of sound

I only bore those I surround

I've got no wits and no merits

I stole my talents from your shit

You think you tower over me

But you look up just to

Look at me

Look at me

Do you feel dirty when you look at me

Look at me

I am one dimensional

I travel at a slow pace

And if I were to run towards my goal

I'd stumble on my shoelace

I am one dimensional

I travel at a slow pace

And if I were to run towards my goal

I'd stumble on

Look at me

Do you feel dirty

When you look at me

Look at me