The Story Of I (Hare Krishna) Lyrics

There's a story I want to tell. It's just about things

My teacher said never use that word, things

Well, who gives a jive? Do people listen to what I say

What I want to say? What i'm talkin' about

Well people! Do you? No! I didn't think so

Only a handful of you I touch. You others can fly off the blimp

Hope you land on your bloody head

I was once a jolly and happy old man. Now, I'm a boy

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom. I'm back

You must all think I'm just crazy. If so, scruff yourself with an iron

Remember, this is a story; a short story of I

I? The best word I know, "I." Well sirs and misses, this is it

I say too much anyway. Just gab, gab, gab just like you do

Where's my logic Mr. Spock? This completes my story

Happy hanukkah! And hare, hare krishna, hare krishna