Commander-In-Cone Lyrics

Was gonna write a serious song

but our president eats ice cream

All day long

Wanted to sing about the slaughter

But i heard he showers with his granddaughter(eww)

Creepy Joe

Sniffin' kids with a smirk

Askin' them to rub his hairy legs

"Hey mommy I think he's a pervert"

Gotta mention how he claims his butt's been wiped

Probably did it with the stars and stripes

Constantly falling up the stairs

stumbling everywhere

Even fell off a bike

What a sight

Hey Joe you alright?

"Come on man"

Commander-in-Cone

Creepy Joe lickin' all alone

Melting the world with his icy throne

Commander-in-Cone

Brain-freeze in his veins

Livin' on sweetness while goin insane

Creepy Joe's legendary gaffes

They make us laugh

What an embarrassment he's old and weak

Can hardly string a sentence

Every time he speaks

It's a mystery to solve

Gotta decode his words

Stumblin, mumblin, grumblin, mumblin

Mis-shaking hands

Causing quite a scene

Forgetting countries

No idea where he's been

Claim he's been in the senate

for a hundred years

Starting war with the wrong country

that's my fear

Commander-in-Cone

Creepy Joe lickin' all alone

Melting the world with his icy throne

Commander-in-Cone

Brain-freeze in his veins

Livin' on sweetness while goin insane

Buttons and codes

They're all in his hands

A senile president

Making these demands

Nuclear power

It's a dangerous game

But who's gonna stop him

Who's gonna take the blame?

Incoherent speeches

He's out of control

Making decisions that could damn our soul

Mixing up his words

Forgetting his name

But he's the one in charge

It's such a shame

Commander-in-Cone

Creepy Joe lickin' all alone

Melting the world with his icy throne

Commander-in-Cone

Brain-freeze in his veins

Livin' on sweetness while goin insane

Commander-in-Cone

Creepy Joe lickin' all alone

Melting the world with his icy throne

Commander-in-Cone

Brain-freeze in his veins

Livin' on sweetness while goin insane

Commander-in-Cone

Goin Insane

Demented Brain

Demented

Brain

He's goin insane