Harmless Lil’ Lies Lyrics

I know that you're bowling league ended last week

But I'm no loser in a game of hide 'n' seek

I'm not going to bother asking where you are

Instead I'll just spend a little on your Visa card

If you're gonna look me in the eyes

And fabricate some harmless little lies

Like it's Mr. Rogers land of make-believe

Don't forget to say something sweet 'bout me

I know that your favorite shirt didn't shrink

I'll just let you carry on with what you think

As long as you don't question that these nails were cheap

Then you're not fat because you do nothing but sleep

If you're gonna look me in the eyes

And fabricate some harmless little lies

Like it's Mr. Rogers land of make-believe

Don't forget to say something sweet 'bout me

I'll rub your neck and shoulders and tell you you're strong

And we can go on both ignoring how you're wrong

As long as you keep telling me that I'm pretty

And proclaim that I'm still size iddy-biddy

You know that I will never accept defeat

I play to win even if I have to cheat

Don't think you got away with bending what the truth is

I'm a step ahead and ready to be ruthless

If you're gonna look me in the eyes

And fabricate some harmless little lies

Like it's Mr. Rogers land of make-believe

Don't forget to say something sweet 'bout me

If you're gonna look me in the eyes

And fabricate some harmless little lies

Like it's Mr. Rogers land of make-believe

Don't forget to say something sweet 'bout me