The Dreaded Dragon Pirate! Lyrics

It be good to be a pirate but be warned

there be a fearsome pirate like no other sailing these waters

YARRR

Her crew be the largest crew you've never seen

You'd only see her but you'd see what I mean

Her body be mighty her scalecolor green

The air land and now the sea all call her queen

The Kraken be mighty

And the sirens do sing

But no vessel's a match

For a pirate with wings

Beware

Look to the air

She be the dreaded dragon pirate

And her hoard be the gold that she's plundered

The dreaded dragon pirate

Your gold will be hers and your ship dragged under

Her ship be the largest ship you've never seen

It be fantastically large

Her wings be her sails and her tail taunts undine

It be the rudder

It's length's paces number one thousand fifteen

For a human! It be way less for her

Her fire's her cannons an'er poop deck be clean

Dragons poop diamonds! But she be wanting gold

And when she boards yer ship

It will buckle and heel

Under claw it will tip

And the stars will see keel

Avast

She has no mast

er

She be the dreaded dragon pirate

And her hoard be the gold that she's plundered

The dreaded dragon pirate

Your gold will be hers and your ship torn asunder

If you see a plume of fire

Taller than any of yer masts

Ye've invoked her greed and ire

For your gold be worth her blasts

I have never lost a battle

Oh no!

I have never lost a coin

She's here!

But enough of all this prattle

Your treasure I shall purloin

We all be doomed

BURN

BURN UPON THE SEA

LET YOUR TREASURE FLOW TO ME

ALL KINGDOMS BE BURNED AND ALL VILLAGES ASH

SO ME NEXT COURSE OF ACTION WAS TO BUCKLE ME SWASH

I be the dreaded dragon pirate

And me hoard be the gold that I've plundered

The dreaded dragon pirate

Your gold will be mine and your ship dragged under

The dreaded dragon pirate

And me hoard be the gold that I've plundered

I be the dreaded dragon pirate

Your gold will be mine

All mine!

And your ship dragged under

I should've ne'er agreed to sing this song

I've been hornswoggled

Doomed to Davy Jones' Locker

Aaaargh