The Incident Lyrics

Nine years old and I'm laying down to sleep

I'm feeling somewhat restless and I start to hear some creaks

I get out of bed and I don't make a peep

I go out my room and I hear some more squeaks

It's coming from my brother's room I get the creeps

Open up his door and you won't believe the scene

He's naked with a pikachu on his ding

Got him straddled up against a beam

The light goes out inside my eyes

This is the moment that my childhood dies

I was not ready for this surprise

My older brother naked with his milky white thighs

What the fuck is this bro I'm trying to rest

I'm gonna tell grandma dude it's for the best

He said don't do that man I can't get caught

If you tell anyone my rep will be shot

He stood there looking like a slack jaw fool

I said okay dude but imma tell the whole school

We stared at each other and his face turned red

He looked really scared and then I said

This is fucking weird dude, you look like a perv

If you see me at school dude you better fucking swerve

He said it's really normal man

Don't you dare judge me

I laughed in his face

And said you're a fucking dummy

Of course I'm gonna judge you this is pure gold

Everyone must know man it must be told

To everyone around be it young or old

My brother fucked a pikachu and blew his load